There’s no polite way of putting this so here goes. Steel Beasts is the reason pretty women, when they find out you enjoy playing computer games, would rather not spend any time with you in a social environment.

Steel Beasts is a highly accurate simulator of the U.S. M1A1 and German Leopard 2A4 tanks, and is designed to let players create and play modern armored warfare scenarios on their PCs.Steel Beasts can be played on many different levels, from gunner in a single tank to company commander. You can also play any mission over a network, with any combination of cooperative.

It might as well be called 'Nerd Combat' or 'Geek-O-Fun 3000’. Tank warfare isn't exactly the sexiest of subjects at the best of times, especially when it's presented in a modern gaming arena using an engine that seems to have been developed in 1983, has graphics that haven't heard of 3D acceleration or D3D drivers, and approaches the whole concept of user friendliness as it would the concept of cow masturbation or bathing in goat’s piss.

Flashpoint Fodder

There hasn't been a half decent dedicated tank sim on the PC since, well. I don't know, M1 Tank Platoon probably. I stress the word dedicated there because you do get to drive tanks in the total warfare sim that is Operation Flashpoint and the bottom line m all this is that although Steel Beasts has all sorts of claims towards authenticity, truth is, it's just hiding amateurish coding skills and gameplay design behind the veneer of hardcore wargaming.

Its supposed selling-point is its open-ended architecture that allows you to make missions and swap them with your fnends at will. Once again Steel Beasts falls way behind the likes of Flashpoint here, which also allows you to do the same thing with far greater levels of design control and enjoyment.

All Wrong

But it isn’t just the dated engine at work here. There are basic flaws in the game mechanics that have you throwing your hands in the air like you really, really, really don’t care. Why do your forces still use green camouflage paint when you’re in the desert? Why, when sat behind the gun. do you have a tank commander who can happily tell you who to shoot at and where to point the gun. but when you hop into the control seat you’re not given the ability to do the same? Why go to all the trouble of including a screen that shows an interior panel of your tank if you then admit in the manual that it serves absolutely no use in the game? And why, oh why oh why oh why, do the tanks float?

I could go on but I’m not going to. Avs audio editor 8.4.4.521 crack. The box cover contains all sorts of awards from the likes of major US PC gaming magazines as well as plenty of PC simulation dedicated websites. 'Best Simulation Of The Year' they all seem to scream, which just goes to show you can’t trust anything you read m print these days. Except for this of course: There is no excuse for Steel Beasts in this day and age. Buy Operation Flashpoint instead.